Yes, it is that time again! I will give you my latest and greatest predictions on the new U2 album. And your job is to laugh and laugh at yet another pathetic attempt to prove myself prescient!
Release Date: May 23rd (Ireland/UK), May 24 (rest of world)
Album Title: Not going to let Songs of Ascent get in my way, let’s go crazy and say Beat Of My Soul!
Radio: First single, either March 14 or 21 – my guess? Mercy
As always the author of this post reserves the right to be ridiculed at will by a rabid public of U2 fans always looking to harrass some poor, pathetic soul who has no expectations of ever getting it right!
No brain cells were harmed in the making of this prediction. Seriously. None were used. The only harm may have come to any reader who takes this too seriously.