I’m Biased. So Are You.


Part of being human is the fact that we all have a tendency to believe that our opinions are always right.  The way we think, whether religiously, politically or socially, is influenced by our upbringing, our friends, our surroundings and the information we consume.  Sadly, too many of us don’t seem to understand that opinion and truth are two different things.  Worse is the fact that too many of us don’t care about what the truth or reality is these days.

A friend of mine mentioned the term “ego-casting” the other day.  It describes the tendency we all have to only consume information that agrees with our feelings and our comfort.  This leads us to live in our own world view.  It can also be described as “confirmation bias”.  It is a dangerous way for the bulk of the populous to live.

Recently I was on Twitter and got into a discussion about a bill (S-219) that the Conservatives had put forward about having our intelligence community investigate and report on Iranian terrorist activities.  The ruling Liberal majority was against this and that had set the right wing Twitterverse into a spiral.  I asked the question: “Don’t you think this is something that is already being done and is just a political stunt?”  I got a variety of rather negative comments to that to which I replied: “You do understand that we have agreements to share intelligence information with our allies, don’t you?”  Clearly they thought our intelligence units should be doing the same information gathering that the U.S., Britain, Israel and others already do.  Needless to say, the thread went dead from my comment.  I love people who complain bitterly about spending on social programs but are more than happy to spend any amount, no matter how redundant, on military and intelligence.

I use this example to highlight how people don’t look at information outside their sphere.  In another conversation I had, I was saying how media slants coverage so you have to be careful what you read as truth.  I mentioned MSNBC as being left leaning and FoxNews as right leaning.  The person laughed because they felt FoxNews was the absolute purveyor of truth.  How do you get people to see truth when they don’t even know their own biases?

I’d love to say there was an easy short-term fix for the whole thing.  There isn’t.  Think of the war against science right now.  People have done a great job of mixing up corporations and drug companies with actual science.  Science is the least biased because they do peer reviews.  If you have a scientist pursuing a theory and he/she fudges the results, the scientific community will take him/her down for it.  I understand why people don’t trust corporations.  They do not follow the same rules and money is used to get approvals.

We have to teach our children about bias from the beginning, in school.  We need that concept taught and pursued throughout the breadth of the education system.  Open minds are better minds and better at solving complex world problems.  All we get today is divided nonsense without solutions.  Where there is no ability to negotiate and compromise, there is no forward progress.  Whether there would be any ability, in this divided climate, to change a lot of adult minds, I do not know.  Honestly, I don’t know what it would take for someone who is hardened into their bias to open their mind.  When someone is presented with proof that they are wrong and they just don’t care, there’s something wrong with the world.  We are in dark times.  We need the next generation to step up and show this one how to be.  I truly hope they can and do.

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Men Suck

Men Suck

I feel uniquely qualified to say that.  For one thing, I am a man.  I also happened to be married with four daughters.  But this goes back a lot farther than my current life.

In my single days, more often than not, you’d find me where the women were.  I’d hang out with the men as long as I could stand it.  Too many times they would just sit and talk sports and hot women.  I like sports and I like women but the world is a much bigger place and I can’t sit and listen to that endlessly.

It’s easy to look at the Weinstein’s and the Trump’s of the world and be sickened by the behaviour.  Men who believe because they have money and status that they DESERVE whatever they want.  That women are just things to be used and discarded.  How does a man who is successful cross the line from asking to demanding; from trying to expecting?

Do we all have something like that in us, men?  I sometimes think we do.  How many of us have pestered our wives for sex until they give in?  Are we thinking about their feelings or just trying to satisfy ‘our little friend’?  In those moments we are ruled by our needs without a thought to theirs.  Why is that?

I think it’s an apologist’s view to say it’s just our primitive need to procreate coming through.  Is that a cop-out?  Of course it is.  We are selfish.  Too many of us grew up in a man’s world and I think that has pervaded our society for so long that we really need to step back and think about this.

The boulder that is equality of the sexes is a long way from the peak.  We don’t have enough women in government.  We don’t have enough women executives.  We don’t have enough women in tech or trades.  How many women have left school or jobs in these areas because the men think it’s okay to berate and belittle them?  How many are told that they have to put up with it because the men are just ‘kidding around’? How many women have been passed over for positions because they are just that, women, in the eyes of others.  And that’s just North America.  How many girls are killed each year because they want to go to school or drive or work or marry someone they love instead of someone their parents picked?

Men suck.  We truly do.  Women are objects too much of the time.  Everywhere we look from beer commercials to fast food ads to fashion to tv shows and movies, that’s what we see.  From our parents to our mentors to the famous who are famous for nothing but their looks.  What kind of message is that?  The mere fact that most of us can’t name more than one woman scientist, astronaut, CEO, government leader or even sports hero is a great indicator of how far we have to go.  How many churches, businesses, sports clubs don’t allow/have women leaders?  And if they do, can ou name them?  Yet if I say Kim or Khloe you know exactly who I’m talking about.  Isn’t that sad?

Systemic racism is still a thing.  Systemic sexism is also still a thing.  Have things changed?  Yes, a little.  My fear is how many generations it will take.  Will my granddaughters have an easier time of it?  I hope so but I take no comfort at the question of if it’s true.  Not every man of wealth and power is a sexist asshole but too many of them are.  Not every man in government is a sexist asshole but too many of them are.  Not every successful businessman is a sexist asshole but too many of them are.  Have I been a sexist asshole?  Yes.  I am far better than I used to be.

How about you?  Are you a sexist asshole?  What are you going to do about it?

Feel free to comment, either way, on this!

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What Kind of World?

What kind of world

I used to think I understood
The world, it used to make sense
Now our lives are all closed in
With an endless barbed wire fence

Was there ever a time
When people were just people?
Not colour, country or sex
Cash, drug or steeple?

Immigrants ‘steal’ jobs
That no one else want?
Gays ‘destroy’ marriage
By going to city hall?
When did being rich
Become a sign of intelligence?
When did humanity and rights
Become less indigenous?

You and I don’t have different ‘facts’
There is no opposing truth
Reality is not a show on tv
Pretending is not proof

If you don’t think we’re in danger
You need to pay attention
Not to political discourse
But the reality of the situation

This is a fight
And it’s to the death
Not of beliefs or ideology
But for all of our breath
I can’t sit here silent
Being labelled a villain
What kind of world will we leave
For all of our children?

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Repost: My 5 Favourite Christmas Songs

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It is, after all, that time of year! I’ll do a proper countdown from 5 to 1! Some choices may seem odd but hey, they are mine!

#5 Christmas Is Coming
A classic from forever! A Charlie Brown Christmas!!! Can’t get better from the classics department!


#4 Fuck Christmas – Eric Idle
Okay, so rude as it can possibly be. Bypass it if it offends your delicate sensibilities! I love this! Hysterical! An absolute classic from Eric Idle!


#3 Christmas Wrapping – The Waitresses
This may fall into the WTF category for people’s impressions of me. I’m a sappy sentimentalist at times. I just thought this was fun, different and a little goofy but nice!


#2 Little Drummer Boy/Peace On Earth – Bing Crosby and David Bowie
I remember watching this when it first aired. STUNNED to see Bowie with old Der Bingle. When I heard he was going to…

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Progressives, Please Stop Whining!


I may be liberal in my views but I get very tired of listening to the post-election whining of people, media outlets and progressive sites. The hypocrisy is endless.

Case in point, the calls to ban the electoral college. If Hillary had won the electoral college but lost the popular vote to Trump, would you do the same? What’s that? No? Well, then shut up! You don’t get to change the system to suit your outcome.

I don’t believe the electoral college is the issue. There’s so many more reasons for this Trump victory than that. Ummm, gerrymandering anyone? Defining districts to suit your goals while you are in power, to maintain power, is the ultimate cheat.

Money in politics is another issue. It will be very difficult for a moneyed candidate to run and say they will clean up Washington. There’s a good reason for that. They won’t. Everyone knows it.

Don’t get me wrong. I don’t believe Trump will deliver much of anything he promised and he will continue to blame the broken system for his failures. Taking responsibility is not his strong suit. Blaming anyone and everyone else is and will be.

Hillary lost this election for a pile of reasons. The electoral college was not one of them. Calling voters names was the back-breaker in my mind. It showed just how out of touch she was with the voters. She made them ‘not my voters’. She was running for President. That is supposed to be for all Americans.

I can hear you yelling, ‘But, but, but, Trump did the same!!!’. Yes he did. Except he had a message for white, lower and middle class Americans. I will fix this. Hillary did nothing in this regard. They still make up the bulk of the electorate. Many of the groups that Hillary should have had locked up swung to Trump, in part, as well. Bottom line is she was well qualified to be President but a terrible candidate. We have to accept that and not pretend it wasn’t true.

Bernie Sanders likely would have wiped up Trump and tossed him aside. That there was a bit of conspiracy in the DNC to choose Hillary shows the sad state of democracy doesn’t it? I don’t see the Dems getting their act together any time soon. Why? Because they are not being honest about the issues, the errors or what really needs to change.

The Dems need to find themselves another enigmatic candidate. More than that, they need to actually want to change the system. Check that, clean up the system. If they are willing to remove power and influences from money, lobbying and beyond and are honest in that, have plans in place, they will win. Right now I only see a second term for President Trump because progressives are too busy crying foul and DNC has no interest in change.

That the RNC is no better is not part of this equation. They’ve made no bones that they want more of the same. That they have the 3 primary positions of power doesn’t mean that much will get done. Republicans will fight Trump on lots of issues and Trump won’t hesitate to veto bills if he sees it as being in his best interest. The Supreme Court picks will be the worst of this in my mind. Hillary and the DNC put us here. We can blame Trump and everyone else for it but that is being disingenuous. Everyone focused on ‘not Trump’, especially progressive. Because of that we all lost sight of the voters, the American people.

For anyone to not stop to acknowledge what went wrong here is simply looking at losing the 2020 election as well. If you want to win, go back to being the party of the people, the working class, everyone. Make real plans for change NOW and have them ready for the elections to come. And make bloody sure when you get back into power that you deliver on that change. The whining needs to stop. We lost within the bounds of the rules and it is OUR fault not theirs. Take responsibility. It’s what grownups do.

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Trump. I Get It. I do.

I know so many of us are stunned at Donald Trump’s surprising win against Hillary Clinton.  At the same time I completely understand why so many want radical change.  People are angry.  I am one of them.

For years our lives have been a steady decline.  We have lots of toys.  We have a million distractions.  Most of us who have jobs have watched prices climb, companies make billions, executives win big even when they fail, while our salaries stagnate.  Good middle class jobs have been sent elsewhere consistently for decades.  If you don’t have a post-secondary education, your options are limited.  And even if you do, there are no guarantees.

We are angry.  The government we fund isn’t looking after us.  There is inherent corruption at some level of every government.  Doesn’t mean everyone in government is bad.  The system needs a major house cleaning, especially in the U.S. where money in politics is rampant.  If you believe that is only true on either the right or the left, you are fooling yourself.  It is pervasive.  It is everywhere.  Why do you think fundraising is a 24×7, 365 effort for these people.  Who has time to look after the people when there’s an election coming.  There’s always an election coming.

No one wants to deal in reality anymore.  I mean real reality, not tv reality.  Because of the lack of good paying jobs and stagnating wages for most of us, no one wants to pay for anything.  So many believe that cutting taxes is going to save us.  It will not.  It’s the same reason so many are cutting their cable and strictly dealing with internet for entertainment and news.  The same reason Spotify and other streaming services have changed how we consume music.  The deniers around climate change find traction because no one wants to pay for fixing it.  No one wants to take responsibility for anything.

We’re at a point in history where it is all “the other guy’s fault”.  The right, the left, government, business, Muslims, Mexicans, Syrians, ISIS.  Do we ever tell ourselves the truth about anything?  Is it always someone else’s fault or do we have to take responsibility as a people, as a country, as humanity for the state of things?  How many of us look at Canada but judge it based on the U.S.?  How many people in each country think the left wants to ban all guns?  Can you name one motion put forward in the last 30 years that said that?  Nope.  Because no one is doing that on the left.  The most anyone on the left is asking for limits and controls.  I have no idea why that’s a bad thing.

My fear is that democracy, which in the U.S. hasn’t truly existed in a long time, may be dead.  Money in politics, religion in politics, gerrymandering districts are not what America was founded on.  You can pretend it is but it truly isn’t.  There’s so much misinformation now that no one bothers to look at what is real.  People want to hear and believe what they want to hear and believe.  There was never a time when the founding fathers wanted corporations/companies/money to define the government.  Religion was something to be protected but not to inform the government because it meant you were only leading for a group of like-minded individuals, not the whole country.  Manipulating districts so your party can win is cheating.  Does anyone care?

What happened to running on a platform honestly and letting people decide direction, without lies or interference?  What happened to compromise?  What happened to working together?  Democracy doesn’t exist and the bulk of the population has no clue.  This is not a jab at right-wingers.  This is true on both sides.  Do you bring up your children to lie?  Do you teach them to cheat?  Do you tell them that winning by any means is right?  Do you tell them to bribe people to get what they want?

The issues here go far beyond politics.  Education is the problem.  We have elite schools for people with money.  We have poverty based education which does not allow the have-nots to move up in the world.  We have governing bodies changing textbooks to reflect political views rather than reality.  We’ve lost the ability to look at ourselves and question whether what we think is really true.  Critical thinking is all but dead.  We blame everything and everyone but ourselves.

Will Donald Trump be a good President?  I don’t know.  If he governs as he campaigns, no.  If he really wants to enact change to the corrupt culture in politics, he has a hard road. Chances are, because he is someone who grew up with a silver spoon and the ability to be smug because of money, no.  I hope he will take the idea of fixing government seriously.  Truly.  I don’t expect that but I am also willing to let him govern and see what happens.

My biggest fears out this election are women’s rights, minorities/immigrants and climate change.  I hold little hope right now that right will defend and fight for these people and the planet.  I’d love to be wrong about that.  I doubt very much I will be.  How they all govern and how the world looks in four years is unknown right now.  People have fears on both sides.  We can only hope leading for the greater good is on the agenda.  And truth and reality are part of it.  We see so little of that from anyone these days.

This feels somehow appropriate for both sides today.

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Oleumm8 – Oil Blend Review

I was lucky enough to obtain a sample of this oil through Foodie Pages.  Oleumm8 is a blend of 8 different oils that is high in Omega 3 and Omega 6.  You can get the background by watching the video.

It is a unique oil in that it is both delicious but also has a high smoke point so it is good for cooking as well.

I tried a few different applications and here is what I found:

On it’s own it has a unique nutty flavour that is very pleasant.  Because of the blending that flavour changes somewhat depending on that you use.  A simple, plain bread provided a beautiful accent of nuttiness.

A more complex brown bread with seeds came with a surprise.  Instead of simply enhancing the seed flavour with a nutty note I found the avocado side of the oil shone through instead.  A very pleasant surprise indeed.

For a third application I fried an egg in a little oil and found it did not change the flavour of the egg (which is good) but provided a very subtle under flavour which just enhanced the taste.


Overall, I was very impressed with this oil and I would love to experiment more with it to see what other surprises it may contain.  If you happen to try it, let me know what you think!


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New USS! Work Shoes

Check out this awesome new track. Lyrics and more below!

Their new PledgeMusic campaign with some amazing stuff here!

Here’s their Spotify stream:

And finally the lyrics:

I’m about to rise; I’m about to shine
I’m about to, I’m about to leave this all behind
I’m about to check; I’m about to change
I’m about to realign, connect, and rearrange
Howlin’ at the moon
Kryptonite the sun
We’re living in a daze for weeks, and months, and years; I’m done
The ace is in the base
The sign it says to stop
Well I’m about to, I’m about to, I’m about to drop
And my heart sings

I watch the clock tick-tock
Been saving all the green that I got
I can’t wait to kick off my work shoes
I watch the clock tick-tock
Been saving all the green that I got
I can’t wait to kick off my work shoes

I’m about to seek; I’m about to find
I’m about to calibrate and shift my state of mind
I’m about to flux; I’m about to flow
I’m about to, I’m about to, I’m about to blow
Time to start again
It’s time to move my feet
Life is but a fortune cookie puzzle to complete
A record’s built to spin
The bubble wants to pop
So I’m about to, I’m about to, I’m about to drop
And my heart sings

I watch the clock tick-tock
Been saving all the green that I got
I can’t wait to kick off my work shoes

And once I hit the spot
That’s the greatest fucking thing that I got
I can’t wait to kick off my work shoes
But I’m not leaving till the whistle blows
I’m not leaving till the whistle blows, blows, blows, blows

I watch the clock tick-tock
Been saving all the green that I got
I can’t wait to kick off my work shoes
And once I hit the spot
That’s the greatest fucking thing that I got
I can’t wait to kick off my work shoes

And my heart sings
I watch the clock tick-tock
Been saving all the green that I got
I can’t wait to kick off my work shoes

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Wake Up Call

World destruction

I haven’t got a thing to say
That makes this any better
I don’t know one more rhyme
That’ll get my brain to settle

The hurt and anger are a growing force
The mangled beliefs gone past are back
Could we be any more ignorant right now?
The world is about to crack

In order for us to be one
We have to truly understand
That we are all built the same
Acceptance is what we demand

Any end to this pain and torture
Will need some common humanity
So we can come together as one
Right now there is no sanity

White on blacks and blacks on whites
Right on left and left on right
Jesus vs Mohammed is not even the point
There is no road to peace with this fight

How can we be so intelligent
Yet be in such damn denial
How can we march as one in love
When we can’t accept a lifestyle?

We can all pray really hard
To fix this mindless mess
But which of your gods is the one
That will manage to unite us?

There is no end to the pain
We all just need to think
To come together as one
And bypass that basest instinct

You can hate me for my skin colour
You can hate me for who I love
You can hate me for my religion
Or where it is I come from

You can hate me because I believe
You can hate because I don’t
You can hate me for being a woman
Or because I wrote this post

Are we all fucked in the head?
Is this our plan for destruction?
Our ultimate mode of worship
Is just our endless consumption

The weapons we use are money
The uniform we wear is fame
Unless we hear the wake up call
Nothing will ever change

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Three Weeks In South Africa

This journey began long before we departed on January 8th of 2016. We talked about going to Africa for years. We talked about it more after a friend moved to Cape Town. And with our 30th anniversary coming we decided to take the plunge (and when I say plunge I mean financially!). We spent months planning, talking to our friend there and talking with a travel agent. And less than two weeks after our 30th anniversary, we took flight.

It’s incredible when you take a journey like this. You want to see so much and when it seems like there’s so little time, you cram so much in. Every aspect of this trip had its merits. I’ll talk more about what we’d do differently later.

After 20 hours of flying time (Toronto-Amsterdam, Amsterdam-Johannesburg)which included some spectacular views of the endless desert in the heart of the continent, we arrived completely exhausted at 10pm local time. Up again at 5am to catch our ride to our first destination we discovered the meaning of the phrase “Africa Time”. The front desk of our hotel said our ride had arrived and was waiting on parking level P2. So we went down two floors and there were several doors to the parking garage and not a soul in sight.

We went back to the desk and she assured us he was down there. So we wandered aimlessly and ran into a hotel worker. Explained the situation and he took us to where he was sure our ride would be. After 10 minutes he left us at the airport arrivals area attached to the hotel. I checked all the signs for people looking for us and nothing. Keep in mind we’d had 3 hours sleep at this point after a relatively sleepless flight. So we finally decided to go back to the hotel desk one more time.

The manager looked at me as I came back in and said “You’re still here?” Seemed rather obvious. She pointed at her security screen showing the van parked down on P2. Where is that exactly, I asked. She said just outside the glass doors. So back down we went again. This time I noticed a hallway off the side and we went down there to discover, you know it, glass doors! Joyous we walked outside to find, you guessed it, NO VAN and NO VEHICLES AT ALL! Yay us! So we wandered outside for a while, pretty much dazed and confused. Finally we came back to the doors and yes, the van was there! But, NO DRIVER!! At least we had a vehicle with our tour operator’s name on it and ran inside and found the driver. An hour late, we finally hit the road.

I’ll apologize for no pictures at this point. We had a 4.5 hour drive and basically were in a state of suspended animation. Johannesburg is a big city and the thing that we found most mind boggling was the endless array of shacks the poor lived in. Corrugated steel roofs over what mostly looked like 6×6 wood walled hovels. Scary really to think people live this way. Scarier still to think SO MANY people live this way.

The other amazement from the drive was the sheer number of nuclear power stations and coal mines dotting the countryside. It was quite stunning. And I wished I’d taking a few shots.

Hippo Hollow

As the name would suggest, we expected to see hippos here.  We did not.  It was a lovely hotel.  This was as close as we got:

The bottom of the pool




One of the beautiful areas near this hotel which we wanted to check out is called God’s Window.  We had booked a tour there which naturally left two hours after we arrived.  because we have endless stamina hahahahhaahhaha.

We were picked up by our guide in his personal car and he brought his wife along, asking “I hope you don’t mind she hasn’t been here”. Ummm, what if we did?  We didn’t obviously.  So we drove off and when we got to the first spectacular spot called The Three Rondavals, this is what we saw.


Yes, it was cloudy and rainy and yeah.  So we left to go the official site called God’s Window.


Sadly, that was the best picture as we were inside a cloud after walking up 125 steps.  But we did get to see this in the parking lot!


As we were starting to head back the sun came out so we headed back to the first spot.  And we were glad we did.


It’s kind of interesting being above the clouds like that.  The pictures do not do the area justice.  It is quite spectacular.

We had dinner at the hotel where we sat outside waiting for the hippos to arrive.  We asked the waitress and after a couple of tries she finally stated that they don’t show up that often.  So that was disappointing.

After our first semi-decent sleep we were up and excited as we were heading to our first safari destination, Kapama River Lodge!  It was only a 90 minute drive but seeing the countryside change as we headed deeper in was pretty cool.

In the video you can see many houses which often have shacks on the same grounds.  We were told by the driver that families stay together even though one member might be struggling and one doing better.  You can also see a fire in the background as well as the Drakensberg Mountains.

So we arrive at Kapama River Lodge. Our room is beautiful and we feel very much like we are in Africa now!


While Beth has a quick nap, I’m sitting on the balcony enjoying the view and trying to adjust to this new world we’ve entered.  As I’m standing there I see something in the trees off to my right.  I see what looks like spots up in the tree so I’m wondering if was a big cat in the tree.  I soon came to realize I had that completely wrong.


I ran and woke Beth up.  We couldn’t believe our eyes.  We’ve been there for an hour and there’s giraffes a hundred yards away munching on tree leaves!!  Note the warthog in the second and third shots.


That was an exciting start to our safari adventure!  To get a sense of the beauty of Kapama here’s a view of the entrance and lobby area:


Game drives happen morning and night.  The morning drives are early and they give you coffee/tea and a snack before departure.  The game reserve is massive and the vehicles are fun with seating for nine plus ranger and tracker.  Everyone at the lodge is assigned a vehicle, ranger and tracker for the duration of your stay (not to mention waiter!).  Our ranger was a woman named Chané and our tracker was a man named Stanley (appropriate for an African adventure, no?).

The ranger is a constant source of information during the drive and she seemed to know EVERYTHING!  It was really something.  She also joined us for dinner each night to answer any questions we had from the day and talk about life in the wild.  The tracker is literally that.  Constantly scanning for sights and interestingly, watching the dirt roads for animal tracks.  The rangers talk to each other over the radio so if there are particular animals or situations of interest, you can get there.  All the roads are named though I have no clue how they remember what is where.as there are no street signs (duh!).


There’s no better way to tell the story than pictures of what we saw.  The infamous watering holes where animals gather have rather ignoble beginnings.  A puddle is visited by warthogs.  The puddle expands as they roll around in it.  As it grows larger animals continue to expand it.  So when what we see here happens on the road, they have to come fill them or the road will be cut off.



These lions having lunch courtesy of a caught buffalo was something to see.  Sorry if you’re squeamish but this is how life in the wild looks.  It was an exciting moment filled with all the crunching and tearing noises you’d expect.IMG_0353

And you’ll notice the very satisfied customer on her back there as well!IMG_0371

Guinea FowlIMG_0395

I thought I’d throw in a video of our night drive.  Didn’t see anything but looked quite cool!

Birds nests hanging from the trees.IMG_0441

Impala herd leaping – so much fun to watch.DSC_0242

Ever seen a dung beetle.  This one took its life in its hands with this lion.  Rolled over to her belly.  Then decided to stand on top of the dung ball to get its bearings, moved up to its front paw at which point I felt sure there was disaster coming.  Oddly the lion lifted its paw and let the beetle roll away!IMG_0437IMG_0429

There are many kinds of antelopes in South Africa.  This is a male kudu.IMG_0417IMG_0412

These silverback monkeys greeted us at breakfast each morning.  And sometimes ran into the restaurant and grabbed stuff off the tables!IMG_0408IMG_0406


In the evening at dinner, the kitchen and wait staff come out and sing traditional songs.  This was very, very cool.  Sorry I didn’t get them dancing around while singing!

And a less than traditional version of another song!

This cheetah just walked out and flopped down in the middle of the road!IMG_0449

We took part in an elephant interaction. This big boy is named Jublani and is the elephant who appears on the labels of Amarula liquor.  The little one’s name is Mambo.DSC_0270DSC_0274DSC_0283

I got to touch his tongue which felt like marshmallow.  Oddly they eat a lot of vegetation like prickly pears which have sharp thorns but it doesn’t seem to bother them.  We were told that despite how rough the skin feels an elephant can feel a mosquito bite.IMG_0473IMG_0489

This is a termite mound.  The bigger they are, the older they are.  We were told this one is probably 30 years old.  The queen is about 15cm long and white.  Did you say ‘ewwww’?  Yes you did!DSC_0293

Morning safari drives involve a coffee and tea break.  Afternoon game drives involve stopping for what they call a sundowner.  Yes, you can see what the options are.  In the tins at the front they have dried meats generically called biltong.  They are often beef or antelope.  And yes, delicious.IMG_20160112_183414

Traffic jam Kapama style!  We are told before we go out the first time to never stand up in the truck and never get out.  The animals ignore the vehicle but if you stand or get out, you won’t last long.IMG_0518

We also went on an elephant safari.  We got to ride an elephant for an hour through the bush.  They assured us these elephants are rescued orphans and they do NOT use bull hooks to train them.  They use treats.  Because there is a lot of push to stop doing these types of rides since many places do use bull hooks, Kapama has voluntarily decided to stop the program once their current batch of reservations have been honoured.  The program will end in 2017.  I understand why.  We were still glad to have had the experience.IMG_20160113_062714IMG_20160113_073254

As we rode through the bush we saw a bunch of zebras running and make this awful noise.  Then we saw one was bleeding from its back end.  Turned out a lion was chasing them and that terrible noise was them warning others.  At dinner later another table mentioned they saw lions eating a zebra.  Didn’t take much to do the math on that one.IMG_20160113_073338IMG_20160113_183701_hdr

How cute is that?IMG_0595

This prehistoric brute is a stork.  It poops on its own legs for sunscreen.  Which made me very glad we don’t.IMG_0616IMG_0625IMG_0626

The thorns on these bushes are nasty.  More than once when we went off road we had to duck and twist around some of these.  You can hear them tearing at the material on the truck.IMG_0633

Our ranger and guide.DSC_0395

Of the Big Five, we hadn’t seen a leopard.  Until our last game drive on our way back to the lodge, just a few minutes away from the end.  This one had cubs they hid before we could see them.IMG_0699

Kapama was a beautiful place we would go back to in a heartbeat.  In retrospect we should have spent more time there and spent more time relaxing.  When your expectations are this is literally ‘once’ in a lifetime you really want to see and do as much as you can.  There’s a price for that.  You live and learn.

After 3 nights at Kapama we hopped a short flight from Hoedspruit back to Johannesburg and another short flight from there to Port Elizabeth which is situated basically at the bottom centre of South Africa.  We got our first glimpse of the Indian Ocean here.  From the airport we had a night ride to Kariega Game Reserve (which is pronounced properly as Kare-eeecchhha or rather Kare-phlegm-a.  We got in late and exhausted and decided to skip the morning safari for some much needed sleep.  There were animals in the property when we got in so that made for some fun and being a U2 fan we found out room assignment and safari vehicle rather amusing! We were staying at Ukhozi Lodge on the property so the room number was Ukhozi 2.


If the landscape at Kapama was pretty much how you picture Africa (and we did), Kariega was a whole different world.  It was wetter, cooler, more lush, more hilly.  As we found out as we travelled around South Africa, never the same is the norm!


We liked it here but we didn’t love it.  It wasn’t quite as nice as Kapama but it was still interesting.  We had a bit of safari burn out getting here.  I think we were too exhausted to get the most out of it.  Still, we had some fantastic viewing.


We went on a walking safari.  Our ranger had no gun so we were following his lead.  He said as long as you didn’t walk directly at anything they’d leave us alone.DSC_0414

It felt pretty strange traipsing through the bush but very cool when we got near the giraffes!DSC_0411IMG_20160115_104104IMG_0730IMG_0770

A bit of a heart pounding moment, despite being in the truck, this rhino came out directly towards me in this open vehicle.  Thankfully he turned!DSC_0439DSC_0441DSC_0443

Wildebeest IMG_0741

Bontebok – we were told sometimes bugs infest the white area on their nose and it swells up quite a bit.IMG_0767

Baby rhino!DSC_0427

How often do you get to take an elephant selfie?IMG_20160115_171713IMG_0798IMG_0801

Such a peaceful, happy face!IMG_0843IMG_0854DSC_0511DSC_0514IMG_0880IMG_0858

Baby wildebeestIMG_0864

Waterbuck and their ‘follow me’ sign on their rump.IMG_0904

Secretary birdIMG_0906IMG_0908

Probably the only ostrich shot we got at Kariega.  Every time the ranger saw one one he’d mumble in his Afrikaans accent “Schtupid birds”.  He told us a story about flooding in the park.  A mom, a dad and babies.  First the dad walks up to the rushing water and walks right in and is instantly swept away.  So the mother walks up to the edge and stops.  walks away.  Suddenly comes running back and right into the water and is too swept away.  The babies following their mother did the same.  The ranger just shakes his head. IMG_0912

We got to take a river cruise as wellDSC_0550

Jackal on shore having leftovers.IMG_0932

Lots of monkeys playing along the shoreline.IMG_0938

Like Kapama, we had some evening entertainment which made us very happy!

Herd of impalaIMG_0949IMG_0955

This was abut the best moment.  A herd of elephants in the bush.  So many of them and lots of babies too.  Could have watched them all day.DSC_0578IMG_0965

This guy was on the wall of the dining room while I was grabbing my 32nd cappuccino of the day.IMG_20160117_062858

So after another round of amazing and exhausting game drives we headed off to a different adventure.  From Port Elizabeth airport we got picked up for a 4 day tour of what is called The Garden Route which basically follows a route to Cape Town.  If it had been winter there we would have stuck more to the coast (which I would have preferred anyway) and we would have had some whale watching.  We stuck inland more.  And though our travel agent said ‘there may be another couple along for this part’, she was WAY off base.  We ended up on a bus.  A big bus.  A big bus full of seniors which included, as I grew to call them, ‘the damn Dutch’.

Needless to say this was not the romantic ride through stunning scenery we had hoped for.  That said, we made the best of it after telling the tour guide to let us eat alone as much as we could.  We met some nice people but this was not what we wanted.  At all.  I’ll stop whining now!


My beautiful wife in a beautiful moment…IMG_20160117_133626IMG_1102IMG_1103DSC_0603DSC_0626DSC_0623DSC_0624DSC_0634IMG_1141

Me being me and having to dip my toes in the Indian Ocean.IMG_1181IMG_1185

Shacks in a town we drove throughIMG_1214IMG_1216

In the town of Knysna, our hotel, Knysna Hollow


The thatched roof of our room.  Our first room we noticed all these black dots and thread on the bed.  Turns out the black dots were bugs and the thread was an inchworm.  They had fallen from the roof.  We moved.IMG_1221IMG_1228

We took a boat ride to The Featherbed Reserve.  A beautiful spot on a cliff overlooking the ocean.DSC_0659

Apparently Oprah has a house over there.  We don’t.  Try not to be shocked!DSC_0669DSC_0674DSC_0691DSC_0695DSC_0715DSC_0718

Dinner at Drydock in Knysna.  One of the best meals on the trip and just a wonderful evening.IMG_1318IMG_1319

Our waiter who was the happiest person on earth.  He spoke the click language (Xhosa) and he sang while he worked and just enjoyed life.IMG_1328IMG_20160118_201839IMG_20160118_201954IMG_1329IMG_1335

Our next stop was the town of Outdshoorn.  We went to Cango Caves and an ostrich farm.  Neither was something we would have ever picked.  The caves were cool and the farm was not.  That said, another experience in the many different lands that are South Africa.


A very cool cave paintingDSC_0750DSC_0758DSC_0761DSC_0767

And yes, this did not turn out.  Or did it?  DSC_0779IMG_1416IMG_1418IMG_1425DSC_0781IMG_1434IMG_1475

We stopped at an endangered species zoo.  Despite some cuteness below where we got to pet baby cheetahs, overall it made us kind of sad.DSC_0817IMG_1510

Ahhh bats.IMG_1519

The best part of Oudtshoorn for us was the hotel.  It was just beautiful…


And our final run to our final week, in Cape Town.  The scenery changes all the time.


Took us two weeks to take a half decent selfie but we got there.20160120_032235IMG_158020160120_03330820160120_033642IMG_1588IMG_1596IMG_1601IMG_1603

You can guess who’s who…20160120_11215420160120_04454020160120_045704

The tour guide mentioned formations like this are where South America broke off from where it was connected to Africa back when we had a single continent called Pangea (I think that was a few years back!).20160120_05013520160120_050937IMG_20160120_121502IMG_1640IMG_1642IMG_1643IMG_1644IMG_1641

This winery was awesome and their wines were only about $3 a bottle.IMG_20160120_123720IMG_1680IMG_1681IMG_1705

At last we arrived in Cape Town and ditched our seniors tour!  Believe it or not we saw some of them again.  And again.  We dumped our bags at the hotel and headed to the famous Victoria & Alfred Waterfront, affectionately referred to as either ‘The V&A’ or simply ‘The Waterfront’.  It is a whole bunch of things including a mall, masses of restaurants, hotels, art, bars, concerts and on and on.  It is a spectacular locale with more spectacular views and you could spend a very large amount of time exploring.  We were lucky our hotel was just a short walk from it.IMG_172620160120_175319

We had to take this picture.  Had to.IMG_1729IMG_1730IMG_1732

The famous Table MountainIMG_1733IMG_1734IMG_1737IMG_1738


Smart marketing!DSC_0870DSC_0871DSC_0874IMG_20160121_154451IMG_20160121_171315IMG_20160121_171318

There was a much ruder version of this shot.  I’ll leave that to your imagination!IMG_1758IMG_1761IMG_1767IMG_1768IMG_1770IMG_1744IMG_1749IMG_1755

There seem to be a million beautiful beaches in and around Cape Town.  This place was gorgeous between the sand and the mountain and the clouds which swept over the top like a river and disappeared.  This is Camp’s Bay Beach and the series of peaks along the mountain are called The Twelve Apostles.IMG_20160122_104853IMG_20160122_120650IMG_20160122_120817

This Bentley, as you can imagine, was NOT our car!IMG_20160122_131542

This, however, was our car.  And yes, I drove on the left and it was a massive adjustment requiring constant concentration with a tendency to be too far to the left side giving my poor wife a variety of heart stoppages.  I got better.  Never got comfortable.  Just easier.IMG_20160122_131553

We had lunch with friends here in Hout Bay.  And yes, I did stick my feet in the water!DSC_0898IMG_20160122_153616

Our friends used to live here.  Behind the corner of the mountain there is a shanty town.  Criminals used to come over the edge of the mountain to rob the nicer homes facing the beach.  No wonder they moved.DSC_0906

This is a market in the Woodstock area of Cape Town.  In the city there are people roaming around with orange vests who like to assist you in your parking.  You give them a dollar or two and it is plenty.  Not a big deal though not something we are used to in Canada.  Anyway, the GPS said we were getting close and I see one of these guys waving me in so I though, okay, fine.  Well we go down a side street and then into an alley which looks like industrial area and we get a spot.  Making me a bit nervous but not too bad.  I had no change so the guy had to get me some.  I had the equivalent of $10.  So he gives change and runs off the the remaining $5.  Nice.  I was NOT going to give chase.IMG_20160123_090800

Note the meat choices.  Kudu is antelope.IMG_20160123_093547IMG_20160123_093643IMG_20160123_093822

We decided to take a drive and make our way down to Cape Point (aka Cape of Good Hope – the very southern point of the continent of Africa CORRECTION: This is not the southern most point, my mistake – turns out it a ways away at Cape Agulhas).  Some place I’ve always wanted to go.  Along the way we run into this beautiful spot.  This is Noordhoek.  There’s equestrian centres nearby if you want to ride on the beach.IMG_20160123_132305DSC_0908

Traffic kept stopping on the road in mostly because these guys like to come out and sit on the road.IMG_1952IMG_1954

When you get to the observation tower you have a great view down to the point.  As well, you are constantly watching clouds move below you.DSC_0944DSC_0946DSC_0949DSC_0958DSC_0960IMG_2007IMG_2019

Meanwhile, back in Cape Town.  You can guess who moves.IMG_20160123_193959IMG_20160123_194636

One of my favourite shots from the V&A.IMG_20160123_194650IMG_2091IMG_2096

Near Cape Town is a place called Boulders Beach.  Strangely it is known for its boulders!  Oh, and its penguin colony.  You can get very close to them, especially in the water. Dup File Names (122)

We stopped for dinner in Kalk Bay in an intriguing spot called Cape To Cuba.IMG_20160126_172144IMG_2180IMG_2188IMG_2189

We also had high tea at this fancy little place called the Mount Nelson hotel.Dup File Names (69)IMG_2200Dup File Names (51)Dup File Names (53)

Stick bug anyone?  Our friend’s son found this in the yard.IMG_20160126_192932

Our last day we decided to go up Table Mountain.  There’s a cable car to the top.  Unfortunately the deck of the mountain was completely enveloped in cloud so we didn’t go.  Still, pretty amazing view of the city.20160127_075210Dup File Names (24)IMG_2195

A final shot of this funky shop in the V&A.DSC_0868

So that’s it.  It was an amazing, intriguing and utterly exhausting trip.  20 hours of flying added to the fun.  As did poor Beth getting sick right at the end.  Was it worth it?  You bet.  What would we do different next time around (or for anyone else’s first time)?  First off, focus on what is really important to see.  As different as the two game parks were, they were also very much the same.  We wished we’d stayed at Kapama a few extra days and had more down time.  And a massage!  We literally travelled from the east side of South Africa to the west.  It’s a lot of ground and we lost a lot of time in moving around.  I would have rather driven the garden route and did more things we wanted to do.  We were in a strange land and you never know that when you haven’t gone.

The trip is quite an education in the differences that still remain post-apartheid.  There are still townships and shanty towns as well as masses of gated communities.  We never felt unsafe but from our pretty protected world in Canada, the life there is an adjustment.  There is such poverty and despite a lower cost of living by far, there is still so much to do to bring all people to a better way of life.  Nothing comes easily.  It will take generations.

There were so many incredibly nice people.  There are endless sights and sounds.  You will not regret a visit to South Africa.  You can focus on the game facilities.  You can focus on the incredible cities.  Cape Town is special in so many ways.  Neighbourhoods of all ethnic varieties.  Music everywhere.  Markets, shopping of every price and style.  Architecture, mountains, beaches.  We would love to spend 3 months or more (donations welcome!).a year to just relax and explore.  If you ever get the chance, do not pass it up.  You can make it as expensive or as cheap as you care to dare.  Everyone should see this place.

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